I plead the fifth.

My human is back on night shift which means one wants me to sleep suing the day and the other wants me to sleep at night... Umm does anyone see a problem with this?! Around the same time my humans experienced a pair of flip flops torn to pieces And a shoe lace chewed off a Nike... And a slipper with a hole in the sole. When confronted I replied..... It wasn't me?

BARKBOX

I got a package on my 11 month old bday!