I plead the fifth.

My human is back on night shift which means one wants me to sleep suing the day and the other wants me to sleep at night... Umm does anyone see a problem with this?! Around the same time my humans experienced a pair of flip flops torn to pieces And a shoe lace chewed off a Nike... And a slipper with a hole in the sole. When confronted I replied..... It wasn't me?

BARKBOX

I got a package on my 11 month old bday!

They call me Finn Phelps.....

this is the 100 meter breast stroke...obviously I am leading by a huge margin.

Sleep apnea anyone?

One of my humans kept me up all night.  Mom helped me document it since my non-opposable thumbs cant get the hang of mommy's iphone, and Siri is seriously getting on my nerves....never seems to understand anything I bark to her!

May I introduce .....

Meet Cubbins, it may look like a one sided relationship but I assure you it is not.  Cubbins,  I am not sure if I have ever told you this but..... you. complete. me.

hide & seek...

She caught me red-handed....

Mom says that the evidence is overwhelming... but I think the pictures are a bit too blurry to tell..... what do you think?